Text Adventure Meme - to christen the comm

[bejustorbedead]

You are in a Dreamwidth community on the internet. There is an odd cardboard motif to it, as if you were in a cardboard box. Several posts can be seen below you detailing strange, non-canon antics of various sorts.

There is a post here.

> READ POST

Which one?

> READ LATEST POST

"Congratulations! You are now the player avatar of a text adventure! You have full control of the setting and the environment! The only problem is, you have no control over your own actions! But don't worry, the people responding to you have all bought copies of it and are more than willing to guide you in the right direction! We hope."

> TRANSLATE INTO CLEARER LANGUAGE

So here's the deal: You devise a setting for a text adventure for your character to star in; the people replying to you get to input commands as to what your character actually DOES, and you show the results of said action. And possibly some snark in the process.

Comments

[ihu2carl]

Your name is TAKAMACHI NANOHA. You stand out from the assorted POLITICIANS AND SOLDIERS in this story by just being a REGULAR LITTLE GIRL, at least for the most part. Never mind the MAGIC STUFF. This has kept you on the fringes for the moment, but you feel like this is about to change. But that's not important right now!

You are carrying RAISING HEART, as well as your LUNCH and SHOPPING LIST.

Exits are NORTH, WEST, and IN.

[gothamsknight]

>Check status of parents