Text Adventure Meme - to christen the comm

[bejustorbedead]

You are in a Dreamwidth community on the internet. There is an odd cardboard motif to it, as if you were in a cardboard box. Several posts can be seen below you detailing strange, non-canon antics of various sorts.

There is a post here.

> READ POST

Which one?

> READ LATEST POST

"Congratulations! You are now the player avatar of a text adventure! You have full control of the setting and the environment! The only problem is, you have no control over your own actions! But don't worry, the people responding to you have all bought copies of it and are more than willing to guide you in the right direction! We hope."

> TRANSLATE INTO CLEARER LANGUAGE

So here's the deal: You devise a setting for a text adventure for your character to star in; the people replying to you get to input commands as to what your character actually DOES, and you show the results of said action. And possibly some snark in the process.

Comments

[bejustorbedead]

You are KY KISKE, a member of the CHURCH, and head of the SACRED ORDER OF HOLY KNIGHTS. You are currently in your TENT. There is PAPERWORK on your desk, supply orders and troop assignments, to the far wall is your COT, on it is your ROSARY.

You are carrying: HOLY KNIGHT UNIFORM, "Hope" PLAQUE, FUURAIKEN, and CROSS.

The only exit is OUT

[hair_dress_accent]

It is an ordinary day at Ashford Academy. You're in the women's locker room, after two hours of pretending to be sick instead of the extremely fit young woman you are.

MILLY is here.
SHIRLEY is here.
NINA is here.

[i_shotfirst_too]

You are INDIANA JONES, Adventurer-Archeologist. You are currently in front of a mass TEMPLE in Zeon, built into the wall of an extinct volcano. It is decorated with STRANGE FIGURES holding coiled snakes, hourglasses, or farming implements. The entrance is open and is dark about ten feet inside.

Behind you to the south is the road back to the nearest town. There is an ASS tied to a nearby tree.

Exit: North, South

[ihu2carl]

Your name is TAKAMACHI NANOHA. You stand out from the assorted POLITICIANS AND SOLDIERS in this story by just being a REGULAR LITTLE GIRL, at least for the most part. Never mind the MAGIC STUFF. This has kept you on the fringes for the moment, but you feel like this is about to change. But that's not important right now!

You are carrying RAISING HEART, as well as your LUNCH and SHOPPING LIST.

Exits are NORTH, WEST, and IN.

[gothamsknight]

>Check status of parents

[gothamsknight]

You are BATMAN, dark avenger of GOTHAM and possibly crazy. You are currently on a ROOFTOP in the GOTHAM DISTRICT of the IMPERIAL CITY. It is NIGHTTIME, but here life never really slows down even with the sun. You cannot hear any CRIMES being committed at this moment, but that doesn't mean they aren't happening.

Exits are DOWN, NORTH, and SOUTH.