Tiger Dojo Meme!

[gothamsknight]

In this meme, someone just died due to various boneheaded decisions on their part, now it is your job to team up with someone else and discuss where they went wrong and what they should have done to survive in a surreal manzai act. Bonus points for referring to actual in game events, and hyper mode for borderline incomprehensible conversation. This is more or less what we're going for.

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[bejustorbedead]

[Yup. Ky managed to get himself killed with that Hero complex of this]

[idranel_the_damned]

Today we gather to discuss the tragic death of the foolish human Ky.

Now, can anyone tell me what he did wrong?

[piperatthegatesofhell]

... I'm ALREADY dead - how is this possible?

[thousand_curses]

We'll be glad to explain that here at Netherworld Hint Corner, where your soul is consigned to regretful oblivion for all time!

[halfbaked_prophet]

[Waka simply sits cross-legged. He knew he pushed The Fool of Owari too far]

[wanderingbard]

From one obnoxious wandering bard to another, a bit of advice:

Make fun of people from the far side of the crystal ball.

[idranel_the_damned]

[Impaled on her own spear by Berserker.]

[burnlikelivestock]

HWAHAHAHAHAHAAAH!

NEXT TIME, KEEP YOUR HANDS ON YOUR SPEAR, YOU VERMIN!

[in_a_nest_of_vipers]

[Poisoned by a political rival.]

[nomen_est_numen]

"Oh, dear, oh dear. Do you not employ tasters?"

[uninvited_witch]

[Probably the only PC that actually perma-died.]

[pink_dragon_spooker]

You know, the only thing I can say about you is that you had the bad luck of running into Avshar.

Sometimes, there's no lesson to teach.

[helldoken]

[Temp-died.]

[pink_dragon_spooker]

Black Mage?

Correct me if I'm wrong here, but you're a spellcaster, right?

[captainofthe10th]

[ He done got blow'd up by pissing Medea off one too many times. ]

[halfbaked_prophet]

Oh dear. Welcome to Help Me Great Sage Waka and Assistant!

My - women can be quite deadly if you cross them.

[nightskysword]

[Freaking cheating other Servants. Fight like knights!]

[captainofthe10th]

At least it wasn't me that slew you.

[xiao_lan_long]

[It's Mindrape End. Again.]

[themasterstools]

[Eleuseus checks his watch. The last thing he remembered was something fast and heavy nailing him in the face]

[thirdtimesthechar]

[He was so certain this plan was flawless!]

[halfbaked_prophet]

Remember O Foolish Prince that mortals are fallible.

[grandtheftmecha]

[ ...well apparently she really couldn't take Avshar on her own. Who knew that evil wizard necromancer guys were so tough?

Then she got eaten by his demons, not a fun way to go. ]

[xiao_lan_long]

Um, it's the Jigen-Ryu dojo! I'll be filling in for the Aggressors since, um, no one plays most of them and Major Sanger's busy.

[ex_cashcow493]

[ This seems all too familiar....
This time though it was due to food poisoning. That hambone looked too good to be true... ]

[lovelesswitch]

In today's session of Medea Dojo~

Arturia, you really should have been more careful with your food~ It's fine if you like to eat, but you shouldn't let your food get the best of you~

[thirdtenkaistar]

Eeeeh?!

[Ambushed by Luca Blight and forgot what rune spell did what]

[burnlikelivestock]

A PIGLET AS WEAK AS YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN RUNNING A KINGDOM IN A FIRST PLACE! THERE'S MY LESSON!

[i_shotfirst_too]

[Yup, he's in some ancient and inevitably booby-trapped temple. You do NOT want to see the state of body]

[genuine_human]

Wilkommen to the SS Training Dojo! I, the Major, will be your instructor for the evening.

[queen_sacrifice]

[ Who would have though younger brothers were so vindictive?

Bonus: She has way too many younger brothers. ]

[peerless_wind_god]

Welcome to the Tiger Dojo! I, elite Bunbunmaru reporter Aya Shameimaru, bring you this exclusive report from beyond the veil of mortality!

Could you tell us your name for our viewers at home?

[crymoore]

[ What did she ever do to that raid of orcs, trolls, and undead?? ]

[genuine_human]

[Shot in the face by Integra during the wedding.]

[rydiaofmist]

You know, you proooooobably should have seen this coming.

[wanderingbard]

Hahaha... Whoops. Looks like being a god's pet human isn't all it's cracked up to be...

[Levin's body has been ravaged horribly by dark magic. Too bad.]

[thousand_curses]

Oh, come on, it's not so bad, is it?

Well, you won't think it is shortly...

[armstronger]

...

[ Well she could have done worse. Sniped and back-stabbed by two different assassins, hired by two different people without knowledge of the other? Clearly an accomplishment. ]

Drat. I'll just kill them both myself next time.

[in_a_nest_of_vipers]

Welcome to the- Hmm?

Well, it sounds like my work here is done already.

[blackroselord]

Death is but the next step on that path all souls must traverse.

That said, that was an entirely unsatisfactory end. I demand a do-over.

[Nuked by a magic cannon along with the rest of his land. Damn you, Rosary.]

[unequivalent]

Magic...canon?

[princeofskotos]

[Mobbed by every single other character in the game at once.]

[wanderingbard]

Sucks to be you.

[gothamsknight]

[Generally mauled by an army of vampires.]

[pink_dragon_spooker]

... Someone else handle this one please!

[idkworldruler]

[Choked on a peanut.]

...Really?

[captainofthe10th]

Bar food will be the death of us all.