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The I Never Meme

What is "I never"?

A Simple Drinking game where one declares that they never did anything, and if someone has done that Activity, you take a drink.

for example, Eleuseus declares he never slept in the hay, Thomas will not drink since he never did, but Bedwyr will since he slept in barns.

Each person puts an I never tag, others respond - tracking drinks and drunken levels is optional but encouraged.

For more fun, this is open to reserved and future apps.

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I Have Never gotten a tattoo or anything pierced.

I've pierced plenty of people.

[Drinks. What did YOU mean?]

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nomen_est_numen - 2012-02-12 05:13 (UTC) - Expand

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Uhm... I never gotten intentionally drunk before.

Well, this is getting off to a good start if the bird over there taking a long swig is any indication.

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...I have never been in love.

I haven't meet the right person yet.

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Well! Let's see if we can get some trouble. I have never lied to my superior.

Shiftyeyes. Drink. Well, yes, his 'superior' in this case is his parents but hey, it counts.

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I have never lost a fair fight.

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Fair fights are overrated. They can get you killed.

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I've never committed a crime targeting the innocent.

[Yes, he is paying VERY close attention to who drinks for this one.]

Pfffff. Shen doesn't care. Drinkety!

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I have never had intimate relations with anyone.

".... You poor fellow," Shen says sincerely. Drinkety.

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I've never done taxes.

Does it count if you have accountants who do them for you?

I have never embarrassed myself in public.

"Pfffffhahahaha, what d'you think we're doing now?" Driiiiink.

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I've never failed a test.

*Caster takes a pretty big drink.*

So what if I was overaggressive with tests in school? You can't be a legendary genius by taking it slow!

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"I have never... hmmm... I have never had a loud argument in public."

What. Where he comes from it's pretty uncouth.

*Lina takes a fair sip, but doesn't make any snarky commentary.*

I've never relied on a sword to win a fight.

"Does this count?" Drunken bird plus guan dao = put that thing down before you hurt yourself.

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I've never... hm. Never have I ever killed someone I didn't intend to, I guess.

Aaaand more drinking. Good lord, Shen is going to be hammered if this keeps up.

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I have never cheated on an assignment.

Shen cackles. What. He's a bird. Drinkety drink.

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I've never...um...kissed a boy. Th-that's an okay thing for this game, right?

[ tsk tsk. Taking a drink. ]

So innocent.

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I have never gotten so drunk that I've vomited.

Drink.

He looks a the rest of the group as though daring them to say something.

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I've never betrayed anybody in my entire life!

Okay, no, I'm just fucking with you. I've never used a sword left-handed.

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I've never raised a hand to one of my own, even when we wound up on opposing sides for whatever reason.

"Oh, so serious," Shen mumbles.

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I have never forgotten. Anything.

"Forgotten what?" Cacklecackle drink. Christ.

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"I've never met a noodle dish I didn't like." What? Po is a simple panda with simple tastes.

"Hear hear!" Drink. Dear god, he's so plastered he's getting along with Po.

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Cackly drunk bird is cackly. "I have never.... allowed myshelf to loshe my ... dignity!" Aaaand he raises the glass in a toast.

"Hoboy," And there goes a drink. The panda is looking rather wobbly at this point.

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I have never been married.

Dunno if I'm ever gonna be able to drink to that one.

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[Has to think for several long moments on this...]

I haf never...killed a zuperior officer.

I haven't had a home in the last seven years.

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